Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long — H. L. Mencken
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. — Robert Benchley
This little dog with ten inch clearance
Presents a ludicrous appearance,
His legs are bowed, his feet turn out,
He gives us much to laugh about. — David Newell
I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. — E.B. White
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