how do you solve a problem like Sarah?

Some folks can't get enough of her. Most others can't stand her. But Sarah Palin is here to stay. Yes, Libs, Dems and other Obama-voting cross-overs. Just because the election is over, doesn't mean she's through with us yet. Don't be fooled by the newly flattened hair. Pull your head out of the sand, Hollywood. We need your help.

It's clear Palin has her heart set on superstardom. Her last attempt was politics, so she's still trying for that path. Witness the endless inappropriate sound bytes. But we shouldn't breathe a collective sigh of relief and pretend that she and her wack-a-doodle religious army has retreated to Alaska or the background for the next four years.

We need to get proactive. Sarah and Todd want to be superstars, so let's help them.

There have been mentions of her getting a spot on Fox News as a pundit. No, no, no, that's not enough for this couple. They need a reality show, stat. She needs to get recurring guest spots on Law and Order - someone get her a SAG card. She needs to be on Trump's Apprentice show (if it hasn't been canceled?) The whole family should go on the Amazing Race, so that she can finally get all those passport stamps that she's missing. Make her a television superstar and feed her need, so that politics will seem a lame second career.

C'mon Alec Baldwin. You know some folks out there. Hollywood needs to put its liberal money where it's mouth is and get this lady a deal.

Oh, and sorry Bristol, Piper and the rest...

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